F**K THE SYSTEM SMOOTHIE BLEND FOR ONE MONTH MICRONUTRIENT-DOSING. (10 smoothies)

Formulated in my witchy enclave for people who refuse to tune out.

Made with functional mushrooms and herbs chosen to support clarity, resilience, and emotional strength while facing the stress and grief of world politics without numbing or pacifying you.

Each bag contains 10 servings, enough for 1 month of every third day micro-dosing schedule. 

Recommended use
Add one tablespoon to your frozen smoothie! add oat milk, frozen banana, frozen berry, whatever you feel your body needs. To follow a traditional micro-dosing rhythm: one scoop every third day of the month.

Ingredients and Benefits. 

Lucuma Powder

The Gold of the Incas, and a nutritional powerhouse. Lucuma replaces refined sugar with a low-glycemic natural sweetness that keeps blood sugar stable through the night (because blood sugar crashes are one of the most overlooked culprits of broken sleep). Its natural niacin (Vitamin B3) supports the conversion of tryptophan into serotonin, and its rich antioxidant content reduces the oxidative stress and inflammation that keeps the body in a state of high alert. It also feeds healthy gut bacteria, and a healthy gut produces more serotonin, the precursor to your sleep hormone melatonin. Delicious natural caramel flavour too!

Lion’s Mane
Lion’s Mane is widely recognised for supporting cognitive function, memory, and mental clarity. In a world of constant information, noise, and political overwhelm, it helps support clear thinking and focus so you can stay informed without feeling mentally scattered.

Cordyceps
Cordyceps has traditionally been used to support stamina, vitality, and the body’s natural energy systems. When the state of the world feels exhausting, it helps sustain physical and mental energy so you can stay engaged rather than burned out.

Chaga
Chaga is one of the most antioxidant-rich functional mushrooms and is traditionally used to support immune health and help protect the body from oxidative stress. It supports the body’s natural defences during times when prolonged stress and uncertainty take their toll.

Tulsi (Holy Basil)
Tulsi is a revered adaptogenic herb known for helping the body regulate stress hormones and restore balance to the nervous system. It supports emotional steadiness during times of political tension, collective anxiety, and relentless news cycles.

Rose
Rose has long been used in herbal traditions to support the emotional heart. In times of grief, injustice, and collective suffering, it helps soften emotional strain while allowing you to stay connected to empathy, compassion, and humanity.

Ginger
Ginger is a warming, stimulating root that supports circulation, digestion, and physical grounding. It helps bring the body back into balance when stress, anger, or overwhelm start to disconnect us from ourselves.

For staying awake, feeling deeply, and still having the strength to act.

F**K THE SYSTEM. Stay conscious