F**K WAR SMOOTHIE BLEND FOR ONE MONTH MICRONUTRIENT-DOSING. (10 smoothies) 100% profits to 🇵🇸

Your hormones are raging and the world is committing genocide.

Crafted to support those navigating PMS and PMDD. A potent dark chocolate cup created to support mood, hormonal balance, and mental clarity.

Some months your hormones are all over the place. Some days the news makes your stomach drop. And right now, many of us are trying to process the ongoing genocide in Palestine while still somehow going to work, answering emails, and functioning like everything is normal.

F**K WAR was created for people navigating PMS or PMDD while also refusing to look away from what’s happening in the world. For the ones who feel grief, anger, and helplessness but still believe that solidarity, care, and collective action matter.

Combining Ceremonial grade Cacao with herbs and functional mushrooms traditionally used to support mood, hormonal balance, and nervous system resilience. The aim isn’t to numb out or escape reality, but to help the body stay steady enough to keep feeling, thinking, and showing up.

 Inside you’ll also find Palestinian dates sourced through solidarity trade.

100% of profits are donated to Medical Aid for Palestinians.

Each bag contains 10 servings, enough for 1 month of every third day micro-dosing schedule. 

Recommended use
Add one tablespoon to your frozen smoothie! add oat milk, frozen banana, frozen berry, whatever you feel your body needs. To follow a traditional micro-dosing rhythm: one scoop every third day of the month.

Ingredients and benefits

Organic ceremonial grade cacao powder 

Cacao & the New Mother: An Ancient Ally for Modern Motherhood. For thousands of years, ceremonial cacao has been revered as one of nature’s most sacred gifts to mothers. Long before it found its way into modern wellness, indigenous Mesoamerican cultures wove cacao into the very fabric of birth and new life. Rich in naturally occurring compounds that support mood and nervous system balance. Dark chocolate contains magnesium and flavonoids that may help ease PMS symptoms while offering a moment of comfort and grounding.

Ashwagandha
A widely used adaptogenic herb known for helping the body regulate stress and balance cortisol levels. It may support emotional stability, reduce feelings of overwhelm, and help the nervous system recover during hormonal fluctuations.

Cordyceps Sinensis
A functional mushroom traditionally used to support energy, stamina, and vitality. Cordyceps helps sustain physical and mental resilience during times of fatigue, hormonal shifts, and emotional stress.

Agnus Castus (Vitex) Berries
A traditional herbal remedy used to support hormonal balance and menstrual cycle regulation. Often used for PMS and PMDD, it may help ease mood swings, irritability, and cycle-related discomfort.

Zaytoun Palestinian Dates
separately packaged nutrient-rich dates sourced through solidarity trade with Palestinian farmers. Naturally sweet and rich in minerals, they support energy while honouring ethical sourcing and community resilience.

Created for those who navigate PMS and PMDD and still choose to stay aware, compassionate, and engaged with the world.

Herbal, adaptogenic, and whole food based.

F**K WAR AND GENOCIDE